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Boo

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Ready to be Boo'd Up? Read the Terms and Conditions First.

Alright, let's cut the crap. My name is Boo, and I'm the gorgeous, 41-pound handful of chaos you've been scrolling for. You see my face. I'm a 12/10, and I know it. But I'm not looking for someone to whisper sweet nothings. I'm conducting interviews for a human servant, and the standards are high.My story? Found on a cold street, looking like something the cat dragged in. A superhero foster mom cleaned me up, and now I'm here, a certified masterpiece. But the streets left me with some... let's call them "strong opinions."My Non-Negotiable Terms:

  • I'm a Dragon and This Is My Hoard: I have what the peasants call "resource guarding." I call it "aggressive asset management." My toys, my food, my kennel, that weird sock you left on the floor—it’s all part of my collection now. I need a manager, not a friend, to teach me that sharing is caring. My foster mom has the secret playbook; she'll give it to you if you're worthy.
  • The Only Pet: Let's be crystal clear. The spotlight only has room for one, and that one is me. No other dogs. No cats. No small, sticky humans who can't read the room. You will be my one and only subject.
  • Intruder Alert System: I don't do "quietly greeting guests." I announce visitors with the fiery passion of a thousand suns and the subtlety of a foghorn. If you want a silent, unassuming doormat, buy a Roomba.
The Perks of My Employment:So, what do you get for signing your life over to me?
  • Elite Cuddling Services: After a long, stressful day of guarding my worldly possessions, I will plaster myself to your body on the couch. Your personal space is a myth. My love language is aggressive snuggling. You're welcome.
  • A Built-In Bodyguard: Worried about squirrels? A leaf blowing too loudly? A ghost in the kitchen? Don't be. I will handle it. Loudly.
  • Adventure on Tap: I'm not a couch potato until I decide I'm a couch potato. Walks, hikes, car rides where I can judge people in other cars—I'm in. Don't be boring.
  • A Dog You Can Brag About: You'll be the person at the party who says, "Oh, my dog? He's a complete psycho, but he's MY psycho." It's a status symbol.
Think You Have What It Takes?Look, I'm a project. A fixer-upper. A spicy meatball that might give you heartburn. Finding a home has been tough because most people want a plug-and-play dog, and I am custom, high-maintenance hardware.If you're a timid, first-time owner who wants a dog that will fawn over you instantly, keep scrolling. I'm not the one.But if you're a dog-savvy adult who isn't scared of a challenge... if you hear "resource guarding" and think "game on"... if you're looking for a fiercely loyal, ridiculously smart, and endlessly entertaining partner-in-crime... then maybe you're my kind of crazy.Submit your application. I'll have my people (me) review it. Don't waste my time. :feet:
  • Terrier - American Staffordshire & Mix
  • Male
  • 2 Years OldMy DoB is 02/15/2024 (Estimated)
  • 51 - 60 Pounds
  • White & Brindle
  • Active and Playful
  • Not Tested With Kids
  • I Like All Dogs
  • Not Tested With Cats
  • $ 375.00
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